Mister Richard Smoker

God shakes his head in disbelief at such a question, but he/she still decides to answer it:

1. "Maybe."
2. "Go piss up a rope!"
3. "Let me call Mr. Clinton for confirmation."
4. "You may get a better answer for that at the Laugh-In wall, son."
5. "To get to the other side! Ho ho ho, what a funny joke!"

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