The Tour Group Of Alcatraz Is Suprised By Lord Fred.

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 38713

The Alcatraz tour group was surprised to see a man in medevial dress locked in one of the cells.
The tour guide was gone, having had a bowel emergency.
"What do we do?" said an accountant from Michigan.
"I'm going to try and let him out." said a tall, male actor from New York. He had signed several autographs already, being midly well known for being a background actor in many infamous SNL skits.
The actor, who liked to be called One Stan, grasped the cell door...

  1. and in moments Fred was free.
  2. and could not budge it.
  3. and was yelled at by the tour guide.
  4. and Fred reached through and snapped his neck. Oh boy.
  5. and was shocked by a low level field.
  6. and exploded, showering the group with gore.
  7. and was tasered by terrorists currently taking over the island. (The bad guys had been inspired by the movie 'The Rock').

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