Heterosexual Vikings

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 38603

"Hey, why don't we just lay down and make sweet love?" Fred asked the two brute berserkers.

"WHAT?" they shouted. Alexander started yabbing feverishly:

"Kjem hit i fra Hangla-bangla land og prøve å ha sex med oss?! Skulle pinadø ikkje vore lov!"

"All right, I'm sorry," Fred said. "It has been such a long time since I last felt the gentle touch of a woman, I-"

"No need to explain," Erlend the Viking said. "We are not used to this land, and have not yet grown accustomed to your - customs."

  1. "Apology accepted," Fred said.
  2. "Alexander... That does not sound like a proper name for a Viking?"

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