It turned out the book was more then just a guide on avoiding the two
chaos brings, Josh Burbank and Scott Chen. It was part five of a series of
twenty volumes on people to avoid. The other volumes were not in
evidence.
Fred quickly flipped through. It was an alphabetical thing, by chance
there were a lot of idiots with last names alphabetically between Burbank
and Chen.
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Read about Alexendria Cassiopea, who took from the unwilling their deepest thoughts in song form.
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Read about Bobbins Burnside, the kleptomaniac halfling who once kicked the king.
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Read about Fred Fred Burger, a mishaped troll who liked to shout his own name and fall down stairs.
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Read about Louella 'Big Chest' Byron, who had killed one hundred men under her female attributes.
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Throw the book across the room for no reason.
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Read about Drevin Ceelhoun, who could fly to a height of twenty feet, whenever the sun was down, and used this talent to observe women naked.
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