The Rap Battle
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 38050
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As soon as he said "Rap Battle", Borgatron realized he had made a mistake.
The orcs all grinned and gathered around in a posse. Orcs were natural
gang-bangers, it only made sense that they would be good at rap. One orc
remained to guard Amy and Rami, while the others gathered drums and began
to pound out an impressive beat. The lead orc put on a massive amount of
gold chains and other bling-bling, turned his bearskin cap backward and
began... Yo, I'm da Orc Masta; can't f*** with my shit; I eat fools like you for breakfast and I never quit; little metal nigga you can rap yo brains to death; you'll be callin' me da Masta with yo very last breath!! Borgatron was ready. He struck a pose and said: Yo, I'm a rough nigga; I ride hard all day; I drink forties, f*** bitches and smoke jay-yay-ays; you can't f*** with my flow, you can't f*** with my style; if you do you just a bitch-ass nigga in dee-nial!! The orcs oohed and aahed, but their leader waved them to silence. He continued: Every day, wherever I go, some bitch-ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow; now I got platinum all up on my cavestone walls; while fools like you stare...and just scratch their balls!; you can go on rappin' like you think youse tight; but I'll just bust your freakin' head off dat stalagmite!!! Borgatron gritted his teeth. The old orc was a tough opponent.
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