Enormous Rami Punishes Evil Monkeys

"Um... uh..." Rami said, looking up at Giant Rami. "They're very, very bad monkeys!"

Giant Rami carefully took the little Rami in her hand and pulled her chains out of the ground.

"This is a miracle!" the monkey leader yelled. "A massive and extremely fertile version of the nude Monkey-Girl Seeress has come to help us slay the evil Dragon! Rejoice, Monkeys! Our day of vindication is at hand!"

"Shut up!" Giant Rami yelled, so loud the cave reverbrated and rocks fell from the ceiling, killing more monkeys. "You evil little beast! How dare you hurt little Me!"

Overcome with righteous fury, Rami stamped toward the podium, intending to crush the ringleader of the monkey horde. However, the disquisting creature merely rolled out of the way, howling in terror. His two armored guards rushed forward and raised their polearms high into the air. They were both flattened like cans of tomato sauce run over by a steamroller, but not before both their weapons imbedded deeply into the bare sole of Giant Rami's right foot. Giant Rami shrieked and collapsed crying, crushing yet more monkeys under her butt. The surviving monkeys had begun to flee from the cavern.

"Stupid girl!" cackled the evil monkey leader. "I will invoke my mutant powers to put you in your place!"

The monkey began to glow with a blinding green light. Both Little and Giant Rami looked on in horror as the monkey grew... and grew... and grew... eventually stopping at about 15 feet in height!

"Ha!" the monkey said. "That should even the odds a bit, especially since I know Drunken Monkey Kung-Fu! I'll give you a choice, Giant Seeress - protect yourself, or protect your tiny duplicate! You can't do both!"

The diabolic monkey started forward, pretending to stumble and sway as if drunk so as to cause Giant Rami to let down her guard...

1. A gruesome fight ensues.
2. The battle is interrupted by the arrival of the True Monkey King, come to mete out justice upon the wicked.

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