Jasper Is Bruised In The Face

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 37445

Jasper, stunned and confused after Josh assaulted him, wanders off in his sexy butler uniform. He stumbles around, drools a little, then does a faceplant into a poinsetta plant. Several hours later, Mitchell, the effeminate librarian, finds him, drags him to the makeshift employee lounge and cleans him up.
There is an astonishingly bright orange sofa kitty-corner against the wall. There is an ancient, rumbly fridge, several random counters absolutely filled with nonsense, three pantry sections (two books, one food) and, the oddest part of all, a Sega Genesis hooked to a television. Okay, that wasn't unusual, the odd part was, there was no logical support for the game system or the tv. Some thin metal bars and an empty rack, but that was it. Anyway...
The walls were dull green, the carpet some sort of icky brown and the drop ceiling had decades old water stains from long-fixed pipe problems. The plumbers didn't have drop ceilings and the library managers had pissed off the drop-ceiling production people by calling on the weekends when their offices were abandonded for tax reasons.

  1. Jasper feels much better and says 'Thank you',
  2. Jasper insists on calling 'Mitchell' 'Susan McLusty'.
  3. Josh bursts into, throws an astonishingly huge pile of romance books everywhere, then headbutts the microwave.
  4. Mitchell explodes.
  5. Olga the nineteen year old OCD cat woman from Latvia, shows up.
  6. Sarah wanders in, steals some subs.
  7. The cartidge in the game system is called 'Jasper Is Stupid'.
  8. Reaibn runs in. "ZAPPO!" he screams and every single piece of food turns into a Lego sculpture of itself.
  9. Reaibn runs in. "ZAPPO!" he screams. Nothing happens.
  10. Captain America smashes down the door with his shield, though it was unlocked and propped open.

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