The death of an author

"HRAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Fredwynna roared in a magnificently unattractive voice, proceeded to throw his sword at Lots42, turning him into a shishkobab.

"Now why did you go and do that?" Velus asked quizzically.

"His episodes have too many options! His humour his too random!" Fredwynna replied, trying to justify her murder.

"Having many options can be a good thing, Fredwynna! It gives you more freedom and creativity for things to write, instead of the restraint of only one episode!

"As for random humour, it's what makes his episodes special! That randomness is a gem among what happens here!"

1. Fredwynna shook her head, "Nay. He deserved to die."
2. Fredwynna nodded, "I. He didn't deserve to die. Can we resurrect him?"
3. Suddenly, a massive hand appeared from the sky and smashed Fredwynna and Velus, roaring, "NEVER BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!"

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