The Piano Has Been Drinking

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 37306

Normally in times of extreme stress or fear, the human mind does not think rationally, and the person in question finds him or herself doing or saying things they normally wouldn't, or reacting in the most completely inappropriate manner. Josh Burbank has been there many times before in the past five years, and most of the time, he's done or said something completely stupid when staring fate right in the eye. You would think that after all of these years, Josh would have learned from his past experiences, and at least not done something utterly self-destructive.

In this case, Josh is shooting his remaining bullets into the pool of blood that is slowly inching towards his expensive Bruno Magli shoes. Some things never change, and in a rather nihilistic way, it's almost refreshing to see Burbank resorting to mindless violence to solve the latest of his many problems. At least he didn't drop his drawers and defecate on the floor again.

  1. Well, not yet, anyway.
  2. Josh is amazed to see the blood retracting back after he fired all of those warning shots.
  3. The blood begins to drain through the new holes in the floors. The tenants downstairs do not like this whatsoever.
  4. Another author takes it from here, and writes a lengthy piece about the nature of Josh's personality, and why he does the things he does.
  5. Same as #4, but Josh takes revenge on the author.

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12/13/2004 12:41:59 AM

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