The Forecast Called For Sunshine and a Mild Breeze from the South But All We Got Was Rain
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 37231
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Several hours later... “So there you have it officer,” Lots concludes. “This has all been one big misunderstanding.” Officer Abu Hala Bala Mahboob Maballah purses his lips as he regards the situation. “Well, alright,” he says with his thick arab accent. “While I find the idea of collecting and selling cabbage patch dolls an appalling hobby for a grown man to immerse himself in...I guess it’s legal.” He turns to Josh and frowns. “And as for you...” The cop grabs his billy club and bashes Josh in the skull. “DON’T WASTE OUR TIME LIKE THAT YOU DOG-LICKING, PIG-SUCKING, SON OF A HARLOT! IN MY COUNTRY WE WOULD REMOVE YOUR HEAD FOR SUCH FOOLISHNESS!”Lots42 giggles as Josh writhes about on the floor, screaming in agony. He looks at officer Maballah’s billy club longingly. “Can I borrow that for a moment?” he asks. Abu shrugs with indifference and hands the weapon over. “Sure, why not?”Both Lots42 and the cop laugh heartily as they take turns beating Josh like a minority being stopped for a minor traffic violation. That’s when another arab shows up with a dog in tow. It’s the K-9 unit! Uh- oh...The dog starts barking wildly at one of the dolls strewn about the room. Lots42 gulps and backs away. Officer Maballah cuts the doll open with his handy knife and...(drum roll, please)...powdered cocaine pours out of the ‘wound’. By now Lots is already half way down the dark passageway and running like an Ethiopian being chased by an elephant or zebra or whatever animals live in Ethiopia.“Requesting back-up!” Officer Maballah speaks into his radio, then dashes after the fugitive with his partner close behind (and his little dog too).
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