Force Of The Judo Fist Monkey

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 36564

Using Judo moves taught to him by a buck-naked Wolverine, Lots42 forces his way back into NEQ.
Chaos reigns. People run screaming. A few pilfer laptops in the confusion. Security gaurds and overzealous accountants go flying as Lots42 uses judo competently for the first time ever.
Glass shatters and file cabinets tip over. Mostly because of Josh Burbank, who is taking advantage of the situation to cause a mess.
Finally, Lots42 makes it back to his ten by fifteen cubicle. It is jammed between the copier, ice machine, a.c. unit, water fountain, snack machine, the eternally broken restrooms and the loading dock entrance door, which is missing a window so all the sounds come through.
Now we will completely mess up the pace of the story and discover the background behind one of the various weird objects in Lots42's cubicle.
What is the story attached to...

  1. the Suicide Squad bobbleheads?
  2. the twenty-one year old cat who lives under the desk?
  3. the fake dog poop nail-gunned to the cubicle wall?
  4. the carnivorous plastic plant?
  5. the laptop that bright flourescent pink?
  6. the prescription bottles.
  7. the Egyptian midget in the cage?
  8. the working Phobos Phaser?
  9. the sixteen Adam Sandler movies on DVD?
  10. the Dilbert one a day calendar from 2010?

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