Fred Meets Jar-Jar
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 36210
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His head Fred began to mutter angrily to himself. Why was it, he thought, that whenever he
was starting to actually get somewhere with a woman she ended up disappearing from the
story? Then again, had that really happened? He began to wonder how much of his life so
far had actually been real and how much had been a drunken hallucination. Surely none of
that nonsense about the sorceress with glasses and the old woman who'd claimed his whole
life was a story and the strange place called the "Taco Bell" and the King of Nerds's evil twin
brother and the giant robots and any of that other nonsense was real? In fact, none of it
seemed real, except that Fred was still here in a strange city with some strange
amphibianoid creature slumbering in a refuse-filled can nearby. Fred decided that the
amphibian creature might have some be able to explain a few things. He roughly shook it
awake.
The amphibian screamed and leaped upward. Its lolling tounge shot out of its mouth and back in. "Aaagh! Mooey mooey! Who are yousa?" The amphibian's voice was so annoying that it was physically painful to Fred, but he steeled himself. "You there! Where is this?" "Mesa no know!" shouted the creature, perkily and obsequiously. "Mesa goin out one mornin, for me early munchin, when suddenly mesa here! Who-sa are you-sa!" By now, Fred could barely stand the creature's hideous voice.
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