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And McDonalds was mad at him because of the time Josh personally destroyed
all McDonalds inside the state of Maine. Now they were planning revenge. A
small lackey, two inches above official midget sizing, tells Josh that
McDonalds plans to...
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have Josh work the deep fat fryer at a Michigan McDonalds.
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destroy every Burger King ever.
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eat all the expired Big Macs they found in the White House after Clinton left (one hundred and sixteen).
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shoot him. The guy pulls a gun.
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transform Josh into the first sentient McDonalds.
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sue him for all he is worth (four pennies).
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sue him for all he is worth (twelve trillion, Josh actually OWNS the Louisiana Purchase).
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give him a swirlie.
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give him a hug (how is that revenge?).
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force him to live with a cast of silly people more annoying, uptight and exclusive then the cast of 'Friends'.
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