The Dragon Eats Sir Josh

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 3561

The dragon descends to the left of the line of prisoners. They quake in fear. It lands, jolting most of them off their feet. With a swiftness born of evil, the dragon snaps Sir Josh up in one bite, chains and all. The line of slaves are drawn up until the dragon grinds it's jaws, severing the links. A few more grinds, and Sir Josh's body is bloody paste. This is swallowed in one gulp.

"YUM!" said the dragon and flew off.

Sir Josh found himself in heaven. The Gates rose high above him, respelendent in their finery. To the right was a stooped, but mighty looking man reading a computer screen.
"Hello!" said the man. "I'm Saint Peter. Isn't technology wonderful? Now let's see if you're getting in. Hmmm." He tapped a few in-screen buttons. "Sins. Rampant farting. General bitchiness. Stole a gumball when you were eight. Well, you can go into heaven."
The gates yawn wide. A burst of music better then anything Sir Josh has ever heard washes over him. He sees ancestors he's only seen in gray, grimy photos beckoning to him.

  1. Sir Josh enters Heaven.
  2. Saint Peter is overuled and Sir Josh is sent to hell for stealing a gumball.
  3. Sir Josh and Saint Peter play Quake on the touch-screen.
  4. Actually, we now pause for a commercial.

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