Josh in the booth

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 35509

Josh is stuck in the booth.
There is a large green screen. Below it is three buttons. Red, black and green. Below that is a large silver panel with many slots. Josh pries at them but only succeeds in losing three fingernails and gashing his pinky. It bleeds a lot, staining the screen and two of the buttons.
"Hello." says a voice. "I am Patrick Stewart and I will be your host for this suicide."
Stewart's image appears on the screen. Some blood obscures his bald pate. He is wearing a green sweater and sitting in front of a large line of trees. The green of his clothing blends in with the leaves, making it look as if Stewart's head is floating. If you squinted. Josh would have been entertained if he wasn't stuck in the booth. "Please select one of the following options."
"Shut up!" Josh screams.
Stewart frowns. "I do not recognize that command. Now, please choose one of the ..."
"Abort, stop, cease!" Josh yells.
Stewart shakes a finger. "Not now. You choose to be in here."
"No I didn't! Let me out!"
"Command not recognized." Stewart takes a drink from a large Pepsi bottle. "The red button is for poison gas. The black button is for slow and brutal. The green button is to be electrocuted."

  1. Josh screams for help.
  2. Josh presses the red button.
  3. Josh pressed the black button.
  4. Josh presses the green button.
  5. The black button has a knife emerge. Josh dodges it.
  6. The green button makes Josh tingle but he lives.
  7. The red button opens the door.
  8. The booth collapses and blue screens, having been programmed by Microsoft.
  9. Captain Picard rescues Josh.
  10. Josh hacks the screen somehow and posts about this booth in his GreatestJournal.com.

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