Staircase Room Suicide Booth

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 35471

On the far side of the staircase is a tall, grey pillar. It has a retractable door, several blinking lights and a long, heavily-worded white plaque on the side explaining the rules.
Sitting behind a nearby computer console is a tall, blonde-curled man in a red shirt and black pants.
"Ryan Stiles?" says Josh.
"No, no, I'm not that guy from 'Whose Line Is It Anyways'." says the man. "I just look like him due to an unfortunate accident. Anyways, I run this suicide booth."
"I see, I see. I knew about this but didn't realize who you looked like." Josh babbles. "Anyway, I need some advice."
"Okay." said the man. He picked up a Surge and guzzled some down.
"Do you think violence is the answer to all of life's problems? Or should I try being nice?"

  1. The man ponders then gives forth his answer.
  2. The man asks Josh to wait in the booth while he thinks. Josh doesn't fall for it.
  3. Same as #2 but Josh does fall for it.
  4. The man doesn't answer quickly enough so Josh punches him out.
  5. The man enters the booth and commits suicide in order not to answer Josh's question.
  6. Lots42 becomes utterly sick of writing 'the man' and wonders why he just didn't name the stupid guy anyway.
  7. The man reveals he really IS Ryan Stiles.
  8. Josh's synapses misfire and he insists that he and Ryan Stiles play the game 'Irish Drinking Song' with Scott.
  9. Josh insists that the answer doesn't matter. Yes, like the other naked lady in the Shannon Doherty Playboy issue, it just doesn't matter.
  10. Josh fails to stand up straight.

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