On the Highway to Portland
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 35257
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Damn! muses a doomed ODS, right before his fiery death.I always
thought I'd die old and alone, reeking of stale urine and body odour,
abandoned by my entire family in some shoddy nursing home outside of San
Diego... FWOOOM! Bye, ODS.Meanwhile... Fred pilots the Apache helicopter precariously close to the freeway, sending motorists swerving this way and that, creating a few more violent colisions on the vast, multi-laned expanse of asphault and concrete barriers. With ODS's sudden death, he must now single-handedly destroy Scott. As he come within range of the Kawasaki, he prepares to unleash a salvo of missles. But that's when he notices a heretofore harmless cropduster that had been chasing a man in a nearby field veer away, headed right for him!Meanwhile... Josh snickers as he mans the controls of the simple aircraft. Simple, that is, if it weren't for a few slight modifications. Namely, the Anthrax stored in it's tanks. And also, a back-up propulsion system borrowed from a crashed UFO. Josh feels that somehow he canput these two factors to good use. Killing Fred with Anthrax isn't the speediest method of doing things. But Fred will suffer. Horribly. And that's what really matters in the end, doesn't it?Meanwhile... Like the Governor of California incarnate, ODS emerges from the rubble of the smoldering 18-wheeler completely unscathed. All around him traffic has nearly come to a halting stand still, and a crowd of astonished on-lookers gasp at the amazing spectacle. ODS glances down to see a sawed off 12-gauge clutched in his right hand. He bashes a man in the skull with his weapon and steals his SUV, and amazingly strikes a course through the maze of vehicles.
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