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It only took one good bashing for the girl's head to split wide open. She
thrashed about like a fish dying on a hook as her brains leaked out of the
morbid wound. She went into a trauma-induced seizure, her mouth frothing
as her body contorted into grotesque, pretzle-shaped poses. "Oh just die
already!" roared a frustrated Fred, finishing her off with one last kick
to the skull. She lay motionless. The fracas was over. Fred was quite pleased with himself. He was also kinda high from the blood-loss. Already he had thwarted two foes, a deadly bear and a delicate maiden. Who or what else dare stand in his way?Then he remembered the ham sandwich his Mom gave him just before he'd set off on his quest. It was a little smooshed up now, but was still a tasty snack. Then he remembered the bottle of Geldan Vodka his mentor the 'Bastard' had slipped him, and he was soon delightfully intoxicated. After pondering what a Victorian era chamber was doing in a medieval setting, underneath a lava control room no less, he began waltzing around the chamber to the music that still resounded from nowehere...
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