The South of France
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 35113
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So Scott and Josh move to a quaint little village in the temperate hills
of southern France, where the wine is good and everybody hates Jews and
Americans. Josh gets a job as a street performing mime, while Scott just sits around a local cafe all day reading anti-semitic propaganda disguised as children's literature while sipping over-priced coffee. Well, early one morning at the market, while Josh is being ostracized by some locals for not pronouncing the word 'croissant' correctly, he notices a vaguely familiar person haggling with another merchant over some spoiled fish. "ODS!? What the hell are you doing here!?"ODS, acting on pure instinct alone, pulls out a glimmering katana and charges Josh. Josh, reacting swiftly, deftly dodges the assault, and unleashes a barrage of ninja throwing stars at the now vulnerable ODS. Several of these fly harmlessly through the air, while a couple others strike nearby frenchmen. One man's throat is slit savagely, and he chokes to death on his own blood. Another is struck in the stomach, and he writhes around in agony on the ground. But ODS safely escapes the counter-attack.Wasting no time at all, Josh readies his TEK-9 as ODS grabs another smelly frenchman to use as a human shield. POP! POP! POP!The frenchman is riddled with bullets, but once again ODS has gone unharmed. He uses the Frenchman -cum- bloody- corpse as a weapon, shoving it at Josh with all his force. Josh barely has time to recover when his left arm is swiped clean off. Blood splatters everywhere, and Josh is now at a major disadvantage.
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