You Call This a Quest?
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 35005
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"Uhhhhhrrrrmmmm..." Astra looks like she's hungover. "Boobsy!" Fred cries. You shake your head. A dead dragon lies in front of you. "What just happened?" you ask stupidly. "The dragon turned me into a pink girl dragon who fell in love with him," Astra explained. "As he was violently bleeding to death from my sword and running around crazily with one eyeball burned, I chased him around the cave. I was besotted with him, and I wanted to lay his eggs." BLLLAAAAAP! Fred farts. Astra ignores him. "I followed him to the edge of a cliff, calling him Bunnykins. Then I chased him back here and grabbed him and hugged him tight. He screamed and lisped and tried to cast a spell to turn me into a pile of gray slime. But before he could, a blood vessel burst in his brain and he died. And now he lies here." Fred farts again. "This means the quest is over, doesn't it?" you ask sadly. "So Boobs and I can get married and live happily ever after!" declares Fred. "Not a chance," Astra replies. He follows you out of the cave, making gigantic farts the whole time. So what is next?
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4/8/2004 9:02:36 AM
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