It's a Drag
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34835
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"Boobs! Boobity boobity boobs!" Fred's in his best evening dress, all
right--a floor-length black and silver dress that makes him look like
Stevie Nicks with chest hair. He is wearing patchouli perfume that you
can smell from the other side of the cave and tottering around on high
heels. He is also wearing a long blond wig.
Astra groans. "Fred, just how the fuck did you get here? And why are you dressed in women's clothes?" "I'm here to help you and you, Boobs!" Fred declares. "By dressing up as a pretty damsel, I can serve as bait for the--" "THUCK!" the dragon rages. "I CAN' THEE A THING WIFF MY EYEBALL ALL--" Fred teeters over to the dragon, shaking his hips. "Hey big draggie waggie..." "Fred, NO!" you cry. "WUTTHATH THINKY THMELL?" The dragon is not only writhing in pain, he is also overpowered by the smell of heavy patchouli perfume. You look at Astra.
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