"Die, foul servant of the Dragon!" you shut your eyes, scream at the top
of your lungs, and attempt to plunge your knife into Fred's heart. Oddly enough, you don't hear screams of dying agony. Just "OW OW OW!! THE BLOOD!" You open your eyes, your blow only glanced sideways off of Fred's chest. Apparently, he felt like removing his armour for something to do while waiting for you to find him standing in the middle of the corridor. There is however, a small lump of flesh laying on the ground off to the right. You pick it up, it's a blood covered nipple! You turn to Fred, wait, that's strange. . . "Fred, how is it that I just hacked off one of your nipples, yet two remain?" "Er", Fred seems embarrassed, he hangs his head in shame, "I was born with a monsterous third nipple. I hated it! Everyone thought me as a freak! A freak! I was driven mad knowing it was there! The king was so kind to me, allowing me to become one of his knights. And the Dragon even kinder! No one else wanted me. I snapped when one too many rejected me. Boobs! How could you be so cruel?" he starts crying. Okay. . .
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