Killer Joke
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34738
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"Uh, what do you call a mole on a Hespaniard's ass?" The Dragon looks thoughtful for a moment as it ponders your question. "I've often wondered that," it admits."But to this day I'm afraid I still do not know. Why, do you? If so, please, do indulge me." "A brain tumor!"The beast's eyes go from passive yellow to ornery orange in about an instant. "Is that some kind of joke!?" he snarls ferociously, advancing on you. "Um, yes.""BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Well it was the most prodigiously profane pun I've perceived in all my prolonged years!" "Is that, um, a good thing?"The Dragon swipes Astra high into the air with one it's massive forearms. She disappears into the darknesss. "I was bored with Boobs, anyways," he says, lounging back languidly on a mountain of crowns and jewels. "Tell me more." "What's the worse thing about eating a vegetable?""I dunnno -what!?" "Putting it back in it's wheelchair when you're done, without anyone noticing.""Oh, that's just revolting!" The Dragon squeeks delightfully. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" It's working! It's actually working! Now it's time to pull out the heavy artillery. "How many jokes does it take to kill a Dragon?""Ooooooh," the Dragon responds gleefully, "that's a hard one. I dunno, twenty-seven?" "Nope," you reply with a mischevious smirk. "It takes three.""BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" roars the wyrm. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! BWAHA! BWAHAHAHAHA! BWA! HA! BWAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHABWA! HABWAHABWA HA! AHHH!HAHAHa! AHA! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH GOD! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AHHHHHH! AHAHAHAhAH! AHHHBWAHAHAHA! BWAHHHHHHH! BWAHAHAHA! OH BWAHAHAHAHA! GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA!" KA-BOOOM!The Dragon collapses to the treasure covered floor of his great chamber. Then silence. Is he dead?
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