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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34670

Unfortunately this was the novelization of the movie and not the Suess book. (Editor: Seriously, such a thing exists).
Scott reads of the erection jokes and crotch kicking. He moans in terror and shame that such a thing exists. He gnashes his teeth and tears handfuls of hair out. In fact, he tears out his entire mullet.
Scott then...

  1. lays down to perish, not wanting to live in a world where the movie exists.
  2. decides to write a letter to Mike Meyers.
  3. eats the hair.
  4. cries and runs off.
  5. steals a book about guns.
  6. flirts with Mitchell.
  7. becomes lost in the library for one year.
  8. calls Josh on the cell phone.

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