The grossest drink in the world
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34663
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"Pizza or household cleaner. . . Or perhaps more and more milk?" you ask.
One glass of milk didn't hurt the Dragon, but maybe a lot would kill it.
The pizza looks promising, but maybe the Dragon LIKES those mushrooms on
it, so he lets them grow. You could give him the household cleaner, but
you were hoping to get high off of it later. Then, you get an idea. You
could mix some of everything in here into one drink, that will surely kill
the Dragon! You get to work. Taking a big tub, you pour in all the rotten milk you can find. Then, you take all the household cleaner and mix it in as well. You squeeze all of the rotten apple's juice into your concoction, and then add lots and lots of beer. You find an old blender, and use it to turn the pizza into thick liquid mush, then stirring that in. You add the half eaten tub of ice cream in the freezer, all the iodine in your first aid kit, several pointy rocks, the human skulls in the pantry, rat blood, dead rats, and then urinate in it for extra flavour. You then begin to carry it out, towards the Dragon's lair.
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Keegan
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