Andrea, Wizard's Captive
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34631
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Going to sleep proves to be a very bad idea, as Andrea had only lost Bob
for a few minutes. Bob quickly finds her again.
Andrea wakes up with a splitting headache and a funny feeling her feet aren't on the ground anymore. Indeed, her hands are tied behind her back and her chest and legs are tied to a wooden pole suspended several feet off the ground, seemingly supported by nothing. "Bob!" she tries to yell, but a glob of mucus sticks in her throat. She spits it out and watches as it splatters on the floor. "Bob!" she yells again, but with the same result. After a few minutes of frantically writhing and futilely attempting to cry out, Andrea finally spots the Wizard of Annoying Evil walking through the room. With a well-timed struggle and spit she manages to attract his attention. "Oh, so you are awake. How nice, Andrea. I hope you like my particular brand of Annoying Evil. It took me weeks to perfect the Icky Mucus spell and I just learned the levitation spell yesterday. It's not Annoying Evil, per se, but I'm trying to expand my horizons here." Andrea spits again. She misses. "Really, Andrea, we should have hooked up after college. We could have made quite a team. Two young lovers, out to quench the world of righteousness..." Bob drifts off into daydream. The Wizard of Annoying Evil is brought back to reality by a thick glob of mucus hitting him square in the eye. "You know what, I was going to keep you up there only until I was able to move the GDR overseas, missy, but your attitude stinks! You can stay up there until I like your attitude better!" With that, Bob storms out of the room. As much as Andrea despises her predicament, she feels a little sorry for Bob. After all, it was probably her fault Bob was like this in the first place. You see, Bob had asked her to the school dance, and she had flat-out rejected him because she wanted to go with Christian de Neuville. Bob had never recovered from that experience, and now he was the Wizard of Annoying Evil.
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