U.S. Teens are Spoiled Bums

"...Josh had absolutely no shame, especially whenever he got the urge to dance in public. And at this night at a dine-in Domino's Pizza somewhere in Hanover Park, Illinois, he got that urge. So, dance he did, wildly thrashing limbs around and screaming badly misinterpreted song lyrics aloud. Children looked on in amazement. Some of the wiser parents quickly escorted their children outside, to shield their ears and minds from Josh's frenzied dancing and singing. Amazingly, Josh kept his clothes on for most of his dancing. Nine minutes later, his shirt and pants came off.

"Just as the police arrived, Josh topped off his performance by leaping on the counter naked, punching the clerk named Ricky in the face, and then he promptly defecated on Ricky's face."

Scott closes the book and shakes his head in disbelief.

1. Read another one.
2. Open the book to another story.
3. Cringe in embarrassment as Scott suddenly remembers he was there with Josh when this happened. He had been trying very hard to supress that memory.......

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