Scott remembered...for once, in this paticular incident, Josh had been
right. The clerk, a balding 19 year old man with severe acne problems, had
shorted him ten dollars. The argument lasted for fifteen minutes. Then
Josh...
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heroically died.
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killed the cashier in a rage-maddened psychosis. In fact, this is why Josh was -in- the Staircase Room. Hiding.
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fell in love with the counter.
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won his argument and left. Wait, why is -this- in a book about Josh destroying things? Oh yeah, 'Josh Burbank Press'. Wait, Josh owns a publishing house?
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ate his own hands.
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summoned Odin. Odin laughed as Josh uses his one All-father-favor to destory the Arbys.
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...wait. Scott had BEEN that clerk. That was how they met! Thank god for Rogaine and illicit jungle cures for acne.
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