The chains were no match for Fred's trusty sword, and the princess was
soon freed. "So, are you here to slay the dragon?" she asked her rescuer.
Fred wacked himself in the head. "Thank you for reminding me! Yes! As a matter of fact, I am! But I keep getting lost or something. I'm kinda confused right now." "Of course you are," Astra said soothingly. "That's why you should hand over your sword and armour and let me do the job instead. I was on a Quest, similar to yours, when the dragon ambushed me and chained me here. I think the chances of slaying the drake would be much higher if I were to attempt it." Fred chuckled at Astra's joke. "Good one, Boobs. I think perhaps I will bring you along on my Quest. I can't get enough of your adorable antics."Astra shrugged. It really could be worse. "Fine then," she conceeded. "Since you've got the big sharp nasty weapon, you can just lead on." Right about then, you came lumbering in, torch in hand."You!?" gasped Fred."I thought I ditched you in the cabin!" "You did, and I got lonely!" you defended. "Besides, what good would I have done just sulking about that enclosed space like some kind of caged animal? I can help you on your Quest.""Listen, you, I'm an experienced professional," Fred boasted. "You are just, well - you." You were offended. "Hey!""Friend of yours?" Astra asked Fred, glancing over at you. Not forgetting your manners, you bowed down on one leg and lowered your head. "Allow me to introduce myself, Your Highness," you said with genuine reverence in your voice. "I'm me."Astra nodded her head approvingly. "Nice to meet you, you." Fred finally gave in, and off ya'll went...
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