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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34349

And so, Fred walked through the woods, and the leaves did crunch beneath his feet as he did so. He had no idea how he'd ended up here. Somehow he knew a dolphin and some water were involved, though anything before that became a little hazy. Mostly, because the author of this episode is too lazy to back track and read over what's happened in this, I'm sure very wonderful, thread. But also because he'd been dropped on the head as a child - as has the author of this episode (repeatedly).

The wind began to pick up. He continued on, beneath the pale light of the moon, beneath the ghostly tree limbs graced with leaves that were all astir with the rumors of midnight (you know, stupid tree gossip).

He walked and walked. And he walked. And walked. And still, he walked. Leaves continued to crunch beneath his feet as he did so.

"I wonder where the dragon is?" he said to himself. "I wonder, will I ever find him? I wonder. I wonder alot. And wander. I wonder and wander." Indeed.

As Fred wandered, wondering, through the forest (leaves crunching beaneath his feet as he did so) he suddenly became aware that he had once again stumbled upon the mouth of the Southern Caves.

Well, if I took the time to read over the episodes leading up to this one, I might know which entrance he had taken the first time. But I haven't, and I wont. So Fred went left. Not because he was left-handed, but because there was a three headed hound guarding the right entrance.

Soon enough, after slaughtering his way through a little dog and a bear, Fred came unto a naked princess, chained to the walls. He stopped for a moment. What had his Quest been again? Something aboob boobies and boobs? Booby boobs boob booby boobs? "Boobs." he said flatly.

"You're an observant one," quiped the princess. "Now please, unchain me!"

"Boobies?"

Astra rolled her eyes. "Just my luck. Yes, boobs, now please..."

  1. Stay tuned for the next enstallment of this intriguing story! (That I haven't read)

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