"Well I'm bloody angry!" yelled Fred jumping up and down "I mean it's
just typical in this day and age to send some knight out and kill a
drgaon, I'm going to write to my MP!"
Suddenly a group of people trapped inside a large cage that Fred had not
seen earlier got his attention.
"Help us!" a woman cried "He's going to slice our skin off and put it
on a barbeque,"
"No," said Fred who had already started writing his letter "I believe
in
freedom for all,"
"Then free us!" said an old man who had just burst into tears
"No!" cried Fred "This letter must be written! Now shut up you old
bastard!"
Just then the dragon who had grown bored lifted a little girl out of the
cage and dangled her above above his greedy mouth.
The girl was crying and as she was held over the dragon's slimey swishing
tounge she blurted out. "Don't eat me you nasty dragon!"
"Nasty dragon!" cried Fred "Now this is just the same sort of racism the
modern society needs to dispel, I have a good mind to murder that little
girl"
However the girl was gone, bones and all.
"You just let the dragon eat my daughter!" cried a woman.
"Hey a drgaon needs to eat too!" yelled Fred "Aha! I've finished my
fantabolous letter, where can I post it?"
But no one was paying any attention to Fred as the dragon was taking
picks of more prisoners.
Fred shook his head. "I've never met a group of such self
contained people, it's really a pity."
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Fred goes to the nearest town to post his letter.
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Fred trips and falls down a crack and into the centre of hell. But posting his letter is still an incredibly important thing to do.
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