Dude. Chicks don't dig zombies.

"'Sall good. S'pose this zombie man can help anyway." Fred saluted to Belboz and left the necromancer. After a few minutes, Fred saw a most peculiar sight.

"Sexy naked maidens!? Score!" Fred exclaimed as he saw a fiery red-head, who was completely naked. Immediately, the knightly side of him cut the shackles that held her off.

"Oooh... Sir Knight... perhaps I should reward you... somehow..." She whispered sexily in Fred's ear, as the zombie lumbered towards them. "EEEK! A ZOMBIE!" The girl was suddenly screaming and she had dissapeared over a corner within minutes.

1. Fred, in a rage, cuts down the zombie.
2. Fred chases after the girl.
3. Fred shrugs. Just some girl anyway.

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