Another Horrible Episode
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 34006
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"Say there, sweet sailor," said a provocativley clad man, reeking of sweat
soaked leather and cheap perfume. "You looking for a good time?" "'There sweet sailor'," Josh replied good naturedly. "And as a matter of fact - I do want a good time, and I've looked everywhere! This place is sooOooOOOoOOOOoo boring! I'm like; 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I'M @#%*ING BORED!' all ripping my hair out and cutting my arms up for the rush the pain brings me - you know?" He displayed his horribly scarred arms. The musky man gave Josh a wierd look for a moment. "Uhhh, well, good! Cause you've just bought yourself a premium, first-class ticket on the Man Sex Express..."Josh choked on his own saliva, backing away from the queerish queer all queered up in his queered queer-gear and queerily attempting to queer him, it seemed."I think maybe I missed part of this conversation," he breathed in worredly. "I don't swing that way." "What if I do the swinging for you?"Josh made a stern face. "Now look here, you, I don't even know what that last remark was supposed to mean - but I'll assume it was a very dirty thing to say. You - dirty man." "Ah, gimme a break," the leather-clad man-whore sighed, sitting down on a nearby dolphin corpse. "I sorta just fell into this profession. I wasn't always 'washed-up' like I am now. I was once a famous soccer player from Nom Malbra. I was on my way to Allaria to participate in the world cup, but our ship ran out of clean socks just as were nearing the mainland, and were forced to dock here...on this wretched little isle at the gateway to oppression and harsh feudalsim, Allaria."Josh paused thoughtfully before asking, "Can't you just continue your journey or sail back to Nom Malbra?" "Nah. We woulda lost the Cup anyways. When we returned home we would have been murdered by the masses for shaming them.. At least they don't have cow-sized mosquitos here, and you can sleep with most of the women and uh...men, without getting diseases that make you ooze blood out your..." "Enough. I get the point. Nom Malbra is the gateway to hell.""Well, guess I better go hustle some dirty sex-money out of some other depraved sap. Take care." "Sure thing."
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