You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

"Bacon? What am I supposed to do with that?!" he asks no one in particular.

Within days, the enterprising Josh has turned his plight into good fortune by opening the first Staircase Room bacon shop. The grand opening ceremony nearly blew the first six months' worth of profits, but it was well worth it.

Now, if only Josh could convince Scott and Todd from banging on those goddamn drums...

1. Ask them to become partners in the business.
2. Hire them as the house band.
3. Josh forgets them, and makes a killing selling bacon.
4. Josh runs back to the Laugh-In wall for advice.
5. He doesn't have to do anything now: Scott and Todd have taken up guitar!

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