"AAAHH!" screams the leader. "Kill Sir Josh now! You! Kill him!"
The hairy gaurd he pointed to strides over and sticks his sword into Sir Josh's heart.
"Have a nice trip!" he screams then everything goes black for Sir Josh.
Sometime later Sir Josh finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A tall, well-muscled man stands behind a podium.
"Greetings." he says. "I am Saint Peter. Prepare to be judged." He pulls out a book. "Let's see. J. Jason and the Argonauts. Jackson, Michael...Here we go. Josh, Sir. Sins. Lustful thoughts for fruit. Swimming naked in the town water supply. Pillow fighting with small children. Ah, well, you can enter heaven."
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Sir Josh persuades the powers that be to let him go back and slay the dragon.
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Sir Josh is tackled from behind as a wave of the dragon's forces try and get into the now open Pearly Gates.
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Sir Josh talks with Saint Peter about the complexities of romantic relationships.
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Sir Josh becomes God against his will. Seems the first God decided to become a waiter at a hot South Pacific night club.
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