I'm Sad the Goat Just Died Today

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 33520

Fred pulls one over on the legal system in the state of New York by deciding to kill himself one day before his trial.

So, he escapes his cell, runs to a nearby apartment complex, finds an unoccupied apartment, gets a gun, and liberates his brain from his skull.

Two days later, a black metal band from Norway comes across Fred's body. They take pictures of the scene, intending to use them as an album cover. The most evil member of the band gathers up pieces of Fred's brain, cooks it in a vegetable stew, then eats it.

  1. Ewww...
  2. Before he died, Fred managed to frame Sir Lots for his crimes. Lots is put on trial.

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Ben McClellan

9/27/2003 11:34:06 PM

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