Bill Clintons

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 33274

Bill Clintons, manager of the South Side Subway, no longer has to deal with people asking if he was a relation to the ruler Bill Clinton. For the manager is now dead and his head is in Fred's posession. Fred...

  1. freaks out.
  2. cries softly.
  3. screams and faints.
  4. throws the head as far as he can which is pretty far, as Fred does train. With pineapples. Fred is so weird.
  5. tries to imbue the head with Temporary Life, though he has not clue one how to do so.
  6. pauses to remember the time he traveled into the future seventy years and slept with some girl with small hooters and a big bum.
  7. throws up in his mouth a little.
  8. throws up in his mouth a LOT.
  9. drinks a quart of kangaroo milk. Mmm, coldy.
  10. flings the head straight up. It bounces off a pan and lands in his hands again. Fred screams and wets his pants.

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