Josh can't get out of the bed because monster arms have grabbed ahold of
him and are dragging him into oblivion! Okay, maybe not oblivion but Monster World was annoying enough. It has a Starbucks for christ out loud! Josh and the Monsterville Mayor were meeting on a small table outside the Monsterville Main Street McDonalds. A bright orange sun rolled by overhead at dizzying speed. The rest of the noonday sun was provided by a big purple sun, twice the size of Earth's. It was on it's last day, soon to go down, leaving Monster World with a week of darkness. This bizarre combination of light ended up being relatively normal, except for turning Josh's fries a disgusting shade of diseased purple. He ate them anyway. To add to the ambiance, several bug-eyed kids ran by, stinking of mud, sweat and Big Macs. "So, in essence, Josh, we want to test-out hiring humans to teach us how to scare kids." "Humans? But I don't have three horns and retractable fangs like you, Mr. Mayor." "True, but you know a lot more about humans then we do. Why, the other day Mithcell Mangler got laughed at. As he ran back into the closet he saw that the kids, ten year old kids, were watching an uncut Freddy Kruger movie! How can we compete with such lunacy?" Josh ponders.
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