Horsehockey Beefs

No siree.

Horsehockey Beefs wasn't your normal run-of-the-mill kind of an infernal eatery, not because of the decor, which was pretty much as you would imagine for a normal run-of-the-mill kind of an infernal eatery.

Horsehockey Beefs was your normal run-of-the-mill kind of an infernal eatery in terms of the decor, inasmuch as it was very similar to what you would expect from your normal run-of-the-mill eatery on Earth, except more . . .tedious. The walls were dirtier, the posters more faded and the floor stickier than those of your normal run- of-the-mill eatery on Earth, but not in an alien or unfamiliar way.

Nor was Horsehockey Beefs not your normal run-of-the-mill kind of an infernal eatery, because of the staff, who were pretty much as you would imagine for a normal run-of-the-mill kind of an infernal eatery. Inasmuch as they were very similar to what you would expect from your normal run-of- the-mill eatery on Earth, except more . . .demonic.

And tedious.

No, what made Horsehockey Beefs not your normal run-of-the- mill kind of an infernal eatery was

1. the secret ingredient in the Horsehockey Patty
2. the special "self-service" menu
3. the ambience

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