I Just Called to Say I Love You
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 32916
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Naked as crazy? LOL! Both Jasper and Josh find it amusing as well. “That Lots42 is sure one funny guy!” Velus chimes in. “LAVA MAN! LAVA MAN!” And he continues running around and screaming and carrying on in that fashion.“Well anyways,” Josh digresses, jabbing Jasper one last time just be on the safe side. “I guess we better find Sara.” Jasper nods. “I guess we better.”They stare at each other for a moment. “LAVA MAN! LAVA MAN!” Velus continues screaming. “Yep,” says Jasper.“Yep,” says Josh. They stare at each other some more. “LAVA MAN! LAVA MAN!” Velus continues screaming.Josh scratches his head. “So I guess we better get to it.” “I guess we better,” Jasper concurs.“LAVA MAN! LAVA MAN!” Velus screams. Josh and Jasper stare at each other all the while. Jasper adjusts his boxers and scratches his scrotum. “So I guess we should get to it.” Josh shrugs. “I guess.”“LAVA MAN! LAVA MAN!” screams Velus. The two ex- Horsehockey characters stare at each other. Josh plays with the strange growth protruding from his belly. “Yeppers.”“God, what is that!?” Jasper reels, poking the growth with a spork. “Is that a tumor or like...what the hell!?” Josh shrugs again. “I think it’s a side- effect of that nuclear waste I threw into my coffee as a sugar- substitute. It has eyes and fingers and a little butt and it even talks once in a while.” He lifts his shirt and exposes the atrocity of nature growing from his belly. It’s about the grossest thing Jasper’s ever seen and he looses his lunch right there.“Kill me,” the growth begs them with it’s sickly little voice. “Kill me.” Josh giggles. “Quiet, you.”
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