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Steve Thomas falls over dead, most of his innards now on the outside.
Outtards? Anyway, the smoke from the gun clears, revealing Steve's killer.
Who killed him and why?
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Sara Hewitt, for spurning her love.
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ODS, his trigger finger was itchy.
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Jasper Hewitt, for Steve has spurned Sara's love.
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Steve's past self, because Steve had degenerated into playing a lot of video games and Old Steve was a nutty tightass.
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Scott Chen, for his mania knew little bounds.
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Duke Nukem, for Steve had the exact body shape as a pig-cop.
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Jerry Seinfeld, he wanted some screen time.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt, she was hired to by the secret cabal that controls Hollywood, aka Starbucks.
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Bernard, from Lost, Steve had pushed Rose into some bushes, bruising her.
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Grand Moff Grand Moff, Steve had deleted G.M.'s wookie softcore porn.
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