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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 32861

Scott is not very happy, because the world's tiniest midget vampire is biting his neck.
Josh, his deep-down core of humanity activating, leaps up and smashes the vampire to the ground. Josh kicks the midget in the head for two minutes straight and then, obeying his homicidal impulses, stakes the monster through the chest with the thick branch of a nearby indoor palm-tree. The midget screams and turns into a rotted husk.

  1. Scott is okay, just some scratches.
  2. Scott is badly hurt.
  3. Scott is a vampire.
  4. Scott is dead.
  5. Scott is a zombie.
  6. Scott is a zombie-vampire.
  7. The midget returns to life; despite having the smallest ribcage ever and Josh weilding a huge branch, he had missed the vampire's heart.
  8. Charlie Sheen comes in and gives everyone cucpcakes.

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