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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 32836

Josh experiences several minutes of giddiness and hallucinations. Then he is teleported away.
He lands, crouched, on a two lane paved road. To the left is acres of corn, rotting on the stalks. To the right is a fenced off, rusted out beer warehouse. In front of him are four people and a dog. Sort of a dog.
There's a tall man in leathers. His face is weathered and his hair has a speckling of grey. He looks mean. To his left is another man, younger, more muscled. A black woman with no legs below the knee is in a wheelchair being pushed by a pre-teen version of the second man. The dog/beaver/cute thing is perched on the woman's lap.
All except the dogs have guns pointed at Josh.
"Holy crap on pie!" Josh screams. He falls over.
Then he stands up.
"Slowly, now." says the older man.
Josh raises his hands.

  1. He asks what is going on.
  2. He flees into the corn.
  3. He leaps the fence and runs into the warehouse.
  4. He faints dead away.
  5. He hallucinates some more, just to break the tedium.
  6. He sings a song about bacon and nickels.
  7. Colin Mocherie from 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' shows up. Swiftly followed by Ryan Stiles.
  8. Josh swiftly removes his clothing for no clear reason.
  9. The beer warehouse implodes.
  10. Josh reaches through the fence, grabs a decade old can of Meisterbrau, cracks it open and has a gulp or three.

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