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Fred opened the back door to the Taco Bell. To his surprise, it was
unlocked. He saw that the door to employee washroom was open, and slid in
so as not to be seen. Hanging there were a couple employee uniforms. He
put one on. Nametag: Bart. It was big, but fit well enough. Now to get out. That's where things went wrong. As he was sliding out of the washroom, he heard someone coming from outside. So, he turned around and dumbly ambled to the front counter, trying to blend in with the other employees. "Um, yeah," started a weight-challenged customer, looking at him, "I'll have a Burrito Surpreeeme, and uh, crunchee tacooooo, and ummmmm, a largeee Pepp- pseee." He sounded out each syl-a-ble, care-ful-ly, as if trying to read the menu like the letters at the DMV. Fred punched the appropriate buttons on the machine in front of him and yelled "Burrito Supreme, Crunchy Taco" in the mike. "That'll be coming right up!" said Fred with a smile. He served the next several customers with ever greater efficiency until a squat balding man with the word "Manager" printed on his tag came up and said "you must be new here, Baaart." "Yes," replied Fred cheerfully. "My name is Fred." "Baaaart," said the Man-a-ger reading the tag, and walked away.
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