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...in the form of thirty conveniently parked armored trucks!

So, Fred recruits twenty-nine of his close, personal friends to drive the loot down to the World Trade Center. Those buildings will be mine, now! thinks Fred as he leads the parade of armored trucks down the street towards lower Manhattan.

Fortunately, one of Fred's friends was smart enough to call ahead to inform the Port Authority that Fred was bringing thirty armored trucks full of money to the WTC. So, building management is waiting for Fred in the parking garage to help direct the trucks to a parking space before he heads upstairs to begin negotiations. Security is also extremely tight, and justifiably so.

After several hours...

1. Fred becomes the proud owner of the World Trade Center. Demolition starts the next morning.
2. Talks break down. Fistfights break out.
3. Fred is arrested for stealing thirty armored trucks. He'll never see the light of day again.
4. Fred's attorney calls for a "ten minute masturbation break", and walks out. Let's just say that Fred's bid won't be taken seriously from this point on...

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