The Spontaneous Combustion of John

And pushes.

And pushes.

Finally, the north tower crashes into the south tower, and both buildings topple in the direction of the Hudson River, taking out anything in their path. A massive cloud of dust immediately overcomes lower Manhattan. And Fred almost chokes to death on the toxins and debris in the air.

1. Wow, Fred's a real tough guy for picking on HO scale models, isn't he?
2. Unseen forces quickly restore the WTC and everything else that was destroyed. Fred cries, thinking there's some giant conspiracy against him.
3. I guess it really is safe to joke about this now, right?

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