"Sir." said Lots42, adjusting Eddie in his arms. "No disrespect meant, but why don't you hustle up an army and vanquish the dragon that way?" "Smashing idea!" said the king. He snapped his fingers. Lots42 gasped in shock and Eddie barked twice. In the blink of an eye, a fully stocked army now stood on the plains bordering the Southern Mountains. "Wait a second, that...that ain't right." said Lots42. "Oh, yeah, like the readers really want to see a long, drawn-out description of my armies coming here." "I see. Now what?" "We're going to find all the portal holes into the mountain and plug 'em up. First off, though, we'll smoke everyone out. Sooner or later the dragon will have to leave and when he does, we'll nail him!" "Great. Listen, if you can edit things like that, can you transport me to the point where the story cop comes back for me?" "Are you sure?" asks the king.
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