So My Girlfriend is a Shape-Shifting Alien From Andromeda

Jake sits down next to her/it. "Ok, so you are really a shape-shifting alien from Andromeda. Why do we have to break up. Wasn't the sex any good?"

"No, terrible. But when you did that stuff with my hands--"

Jake finds her hands among her new appendages. "You mean this?"

"Oh, yeah--that. That, oh, that I love. Oh yes!!" said Sarah, coming back to herself.

"So why you have to break up, anyway?" continued Jake.

"Well," explained Sarah. . .

1. I'm actually a man on my planet and my folks would never understand.
2. I've been assigned to another planet. Yours is to be turned into a universal garbage dump tomorrow at 3pm.
3. That's the way it is with us. We have to break up at least seven times before we get married.
4. I'm shape-shifting alien from Andromeda. Isn't that good enough for you?

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