Return of the King of Nerds

"Whats going on?!!" asked Fred of Betty.

"My guess is," Betty said, "Is that some demented madman has locked this episode down and is creating it even as we speak."

"Episode? Locked down? Creating?"

Betty tried to explain to Fred that he was a fictional character, but this Fred analog would not hear of it. "NO!!! If I'm fictional, then... I don't really exist? But I do! And... my parents aren't really my parents?!"

"No, that's not it..." Betty sighed. At that point the countdown yelled "Zero!!!" and the castle blasted off into the air at an amazing speed, slamming Fred, Betty and Velus into the ground. "Yipe!" whined the little pup, and Fred and Betty also expressed their dislike of the situation.

After a few minutes the castle slowed down and began cruising at a steady velocity. The heroes got up, and a large cryogenic pod opened up. Out hopped Bill Gates, the true King of Nerd. "Aho!" said he. "Thank you for killing my evil twin, Gill Bates. Now my castell is back on its original course, to the Crab Nebula and locating the Ultimate Brisket Recipe. I will share the recipe with you if you help me defeat its gaurdians."

"Thank you" said Betty, "But we have to return to... actually, what are we supposed to be doing anyway?"

"I have to kill the Dragon and save Astra!" Fred said, and Velus barked! Awww, it's okay Velus! Puppy shmuppy! Awww...

"I wanna go back home." Betty said.

Attackur arrived with Astra and knelt before Bill Gates. "MY MASTER IS DEAD. NOW MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF THE TRUE KING. I CANNOT ASK FORGIVENESS FOR MY BETRAYAL, BUT IF I WAS SPARED, I PROMISE I WOULDNT DO IT AGAIN."

"Better not!" Astra said. She was already dressed in the funny lookin' costume of the Races, and looked like she had been sweating. What does her funny costume look like? I can't describe it, it's just too damn funny.

"I am glad you are safe, m'lady." Fred said. "We have your lady freind to thank for resuing us both."

"Thank you Betty." Astra said. "I guess you are not as evil as I orginally assumed."

"Why thanks!" Betty blushed.

"Allright!" Bill Gates said. "I guess you have a choice to make, Betty! You can be teleported to Astra and Fred's world and help them with their quest. Or you can stay here and help me and Attackur find the Ultimate Brisket Recipe. Or, you can return home!!"

"Come with us, Betty!" Astra said. "We could use the help of such a powerful sorceress!"

"NO, STAY HERE WITH ATTACKUR AND MASTER!!" said Attackur.

Deep down inside, Betty wanted to return home. But she knew her house was all jacked up now after Attackur's rampage, and it would take a lot of work to fix it all and get a new computer...

1. Betty decides to go with Fred, Astra and Velus.
2. Betty decides to remain here with Bill Gates.
3. Betty wants to go back home!

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