It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 31861

Timmy Turner, the most goddamn annoying little boy in the history of ever, shows up. Lord Fred tries desperately to pretend he's engrossed in the book in his hands; the well-worn copy of Horsehockey: The Lost Legend. However, pretending to be completely interested in the exploits of the apparently lost Josh and Scott isn't going to work for Fred...

Timmy is a small, but loud boy, no older than nine years old, and he is dressed in clothes that are not only clashing in terms of color, they're waging outright war.

"HEY MISTER, YOU GOT ANY MONEY?!" Timmy shrieks. It's impossible for Timmy to speak quietly.
"Sssshhh!" Fred replies. "This is a library and we use our indoor voices in here. You're disturbing the other adults!"
"NO, I'M NOT!!"
"You are so, young man."
"YOU GOT ANY MONEY?!"
"Young man, why do you need money?"
"YOU'RE A GROWN-UP! ALL GROWN-UPS HAVE MONEY! GIMME SOME!"
"Do I look like a bank?"
"I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY, NOW GIVE ME SOME!!"
"Where are your parents!?"
"THEY WOULDN'T GIMME ANY MONEY, SO I RAN AWAY!"
"Why am I not surprised at this?"

  1. Fred begins clubbing Timmy in the head with the book.
  2. Timmy is ejected for talking too loud.
  3. Timmy finally discloses why he needs some money.
  4. Suddenly, Josh and Scott make their return to this world. Timmy was the sign given to Fred warning him of their impending return.
  5. Timmy's greatly embarrassed parents show up.

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